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On the lighter side:News: Bird Flu is spreading to Canary Islands Read below 
Bush hate camp takes advantage of the news:
In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu, President George W. Bush may bomb the Canary Islands.

Turkey is next target
 
Bush Admirers react to the Bird Flu news in their own version:
 
Bird flu was thrust upon the world by enemies of United States and the universe-
George Bush may take the next step in safeguarding human kind from enemies
 
He may order bombing of Canary Islands.
 
Turkey is suspected to be the ground for the same enemy plot and air force action may follow 
So be careful when you read any newsarticles from leading newpapers it is their view -
Not your view
by Robert Zijp


 
Daniel Carter Full name Daniel William Carter
Date of birth March 5, 1982 (age 25)
Place of birth Flag of New Zealand Leeston, Canterbury, New Zealand Height 1.78 Weight 91 Nickname DC Rugby union career PositionFly-half, Inside centre All Black No.1034 Provincial/State sides Caps(points) 2002-present Canterbury 19 (161) correct as of 7 August, 2006. Super Rugby   2003-present Crusaders 37 (474)
correct as of 7 August, 2006.
 National team(s)   2003-present New Zealand 35 (540) correct as of 21 November, 2006. Other Information Occupation Professional rugby union footballer School  attended
 
 
 
 
 
 
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do about a dead horse
 
 
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Name: Russel Crowe
Date of birth: 7 April 1964
Place of birth:Wellington,New Zealand
Height: 5'11"
Eyes:Blue-Green
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Occupations Actor, Musician

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Naomi Watts and director Peter Jackson in Universal Pictures' King Kong - 2005

Name: Peter Jackson       Date of birth:31-10-61 Pukerua Bay,New Zealand Spouse Fran Walsh 1987 to till date Father of Billy Jackson and Katie Jackson

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Russian tunnel of Vision - Nothing but Crash site

Honda rolls out Car run on just Hydrogen What is the future?Can we run cars on  Air?

3 in a row rebuff by Supreme Court to Bush administration

It is true. New Zealand Labour defeat prospects- I Bullet shot for Labour By its own Phil Goff

Senator John McCain raises  Senator Barrack Obama's Age

1.92 Million NZ residents visited abroad last year- Record for June

Hilton Hotel chain is being acquired by Blackstone for US26 Billion

SALUTE THOSE SOLDIERS  

How can Australia have a most sophisticated defense on shoe-string budget? 
 US counting on Russia for Advice to Iran

Harry Potter Director Interview

Aussie Dollar expected to be $1.00:US$1.00 by Christmas

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Sardar Jokes Smart Sardarji:


If you have Billions of dollars, what will you do?

May be thinking of big posh life, that's right, but these billionaires are in the list  for long, therefore they have different ideas

Employ 330,000 world over and branc out to 60 countries, account for 10% of world's Steel production and think on expansion

Borrow $200 from Uncle and Build Casinos everywhere!! 

Can we buy a custom made Heart or Kidney for our body?May be possible!

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Police culture Police Commissioner promises overhaul Dame Margaret's report  Is Bollard doing a good job?

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Do we really have a God or Not? Interesting Presidential Conversation

 
 
Aussie a Nuclear Power?Nuclear power in this country "could be closer than some people would have thought a short while ago"....
 
 
Kiwis are being lured to Australia in big numbers.  The New Zealander's rough estimate -What will happen in 20 years if this trend of outflow continues?Population the size of the entire Northland
Region and Auckland Region would have.....
 

Downturn in Residential Investments, lower dollar,easing labour market forecast by Treasury

Ponder time: Economist gives New Zealand: Wake up call

Former PM puts hard question of NZ joining Australia

NZ Economy fell from 16th to 22nd in IMD rating

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Poems by Raj Subramanian,
Auckland
New Zealand
 
NO BOUNDS
No Bounds. ...No Bounds..
No Bounds.. .No Bounds..
I rule....
You rule...
 
Presidents waiting
.........For my call.
.........For your call
No bounds...
No bounds
 
Senate acts
.....what I want
.........what you want
No Bounds .. No Bounds
 
Your Freedom
My freedom.
No rule
No boss
No bounds.. No bounds
 
Shops give me all
give you all
We pay nothing
No bounds. No bounds
 
Change my nails now
Make new ears next
Body parts stores busy
No bounds..No bounds
 
I am fat now,
Lean by night
With no time
At my will
No bounds. No bounds..
 
Go to work
Go to School
Go to rest
At my wish
No bounds.No bounds
 
This work
That work
I decide. you decide..
No bounds. No bounds..
 
Opaque Gold..
Satin Diamond,.
Blue platinum.
All from Venus
No bounds. No bounds
 
No wars
No Governments..
No tax
No accounts..
Why need money?
No bounds No bounds
 
Yesterdays, tomorrows
No nNo nNo
Only today
Dream shop open
No Bounds No bounds
 
No money please
We take
Only your wish
Only your wish
 
 
 
So Powerful
 
My veins run like meanders
Arteries blossom up
Crest fallen chief of
circulatory system
boomarangs
Nerve fibres
clutch on their nuclei
To show their fists
Muscle fibres arrange
for a get together
for a cup of blood
Pancreas and liver
speed up their secretion
for their part in the
digestive system
Bones stiffened in joy
enjoying with spinal chord
Skin abunds its
production - Sweat
Brain wraps red tape
to its worries.
What these systesm try to do?
Oh!
Each one wants to
celeberate the occasion
the occasion to celeberate
Smile - Her Smile
 
Poem by Raj Subramanian
New Zealand
 
 

 
Hanging On 99
Raj Subramanian,Auckland 
Hanging on to the clouds foyet
A wayward rain drop was in
dilemma
Will I fall off or stay on for a second
Like an opening Batsman
On 99 with the eleventh batsman
 
Poem by Raj Subramanian
New Zealand
 
Pay you..
NZ Politics is so subtle
One party wants to pay you benefits
Another party wants to pay you by tax cuts
No party wants to pay you attention
 
Poem by Raj Subramanian
New Zealand
 
 
Pull it down mother earth
Raj Subramanian, Auckland 
What goes up must come down
They say
Some gravitational pull !
 
Why my umbrella alone goes Up and up in this rain and storm
Leaving my feverish body fully drenched
 
Pull it down mother earth
 
 
Learning
I learn today,
I learnt yesterday
I will learn tomorrow
Only the grammar changed
Learning remains the same
Ever unlearnt
 
Butterfly
I was talking to butterflies
Inside the American Museum
The colourful thousands
asked me about Freedom
 
 
Big Whites the upside down
 
Lucky ones live in Underwater worlds in Sydney, Auckland
The unfortunates live in free oceans
To be free targets
Can we start Underworlds in each small cities to keep their numbers!! 
 
 
Socialism vs Capitalism
Communist Governments do everything to make sure you do nothing
Capitalistic Governments do nothing to make sure you do everything
 
Religion 
They say Believe Jesus, Allah, Budha, Rama Krishna
But nobody said
You
 
Granny
We came from you
The other day by air
But now they say
You went with the air
Of course we flew on a metal body
to reach here
But where did you reach!!
Don't be lost somewhere,
Wait in the same place
Till we go there